VPS horror stories

Story A:

Customer thinks he has found an unmetered or unlimited bandwidth VPS offer, however within less than a month: the bad VPS provider closes his account and deletes his data…for «bandwidth abuse».

Story B:

Black Friday is great, with many sales everywhere. Customer signs-up and notices that the performance of the VPS are very low (Оверселлинг).

Story C:

A customer looks at the CPU of his VPS: Intel Xeon L5420 and realizes it is a CPU made in 2008…